Bingo Poetry

Howdy!

How about rocking  ye'r online bingo chat room with a little good ol' country music?

What d'ya mean people in the online bingo chat don't understand country music? What, you think that online bingo can't have country songs of it's own?
Wellll, ol' friend, you must be wrong! Wrong all along, because we got that special little bingo country song brought here jus' for you by the team of bingo chat club. Sing it to your fellow chat mates, see how they start countrying in no time!

G'luck, tell us how goes.

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Down on the Bingo Farm
Oh, the farmer's name was Hiram
In the morning he would hire 'em
In the evening he would fire 'em
Down on the Bingo farm

CHORUS:
On the B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
Down on the Bingo farm

Oh, the wife's name was Lucy
And she was kinda woozy
From drinking apple juicy
Down on the Bingo farm
CHORUS

Oh, the maid's name was Mabel
And she spilled milk on the table
So now she sleeps in the stable
Down on the Bingo farm
CHORUS

Oh, the handyman's name was Moses
And he had halitosis
So he didn't smell like roses
Down on the Bingo farm
CHORUS

Oh, the dog's name was Rover
And he used to roam all over
But now he sleeps in the clover
Down on the Bingo farm
CHORUS

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